Bad to the Bone!

Ok, so I know I said the best bone ever was the new ring bone Dad got me a while back. It was great! It took me a while to get into it. But nothing prepared me for what I saw when Mom and Dad came home tonight with the groceries.

I was in the bedroom when Dad came to get me and he said I had a surprise waiting for me in the next room. When I came around the corner, there sitting on the floor was the BIGGEST bone I have EVER seen!! It's two times as big as I am! And man is it HEAVY! I can hardly move it. I don't know how long it'll take me to get into this thing, but I'm going to give it my all! It's the least I can do, after all. Mom and Dad did go to all the trouble of finding me the biggest bone on EARTH!